A can of Reddi Wip might not provide the color and pagentry of my beloved Dunkin Donuts, but my undying love and affection is just as sincere.
An Ode to Reddi Wip
Come here my sweet darling
Please do what you do
When no one is lookin'
And it's just me and you.
I'm glad that you're different,
You're good and you're real
Creamy perfection
I can't help but squeal!
Sacchariferous magic
No other comes close
The try but they're fake,
Disgusting and gross.
In one hand I hold you
Bring you close to my lips
Close my eyes, open wide
My heartbeat, it skips!
That sweet sound you make
It's joy, so delicious!
Low cal and real dairy--
You must be nutritious!
Whenever you're near
Smiles abound, much elation
National Day in your honor?
A whipped cream celebration!!







