At least they're honest about their vanity (Almost Wordless Wednesday)

Seen in the parking lot of the local mall, and once again, saved by a cell phone camera, I had to take a picture of this mid-life crisis on wheels (they said it, I'm just agreeing).  Hmmm, I'm mid-life, not quite in crisis, and my auto wish-du-jour is a candy apple red Volkswagen convertible.

If you could have any car on the planet, what would you choose?   What's the most clever vanity plate you've ever seen?   

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