Conversation overheard at the pool today--
Stephen (11): "Awwww, Mom...you're CHUNKY! That's soooo cuuuuute."
Me: "I'M FAT??? YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M F A T???!!!"
Stephen: "No, Mom, I said it's CUTE."
s i g h...
Guess that's a sign I have no business in a two-piece anymore, even if it's just around the family.
And the kid? Restriction 'til college.













