UPDATED: Please...say.it.ain't.so...please?
Never before has:
...a fainting spell...
...your 16-year-old son entering rehab...
...bereavement...
served anyone better than Marie Osmond and her now over-extended stay on Dancing with the Stars.
I'm watching the finale as I type this, and after watching her cartoonish freakish GARISH baby-doll-costume-wearing-self freestyle dance? W
hile I've applauded her 48-year-old feet making it this far...it's time to say buh-bye.
But Helio? Mmmmm...helllll-ooooo-my;)!
Just look at how STINKIN' ADORABLE Helio and Julianne were last night...if I can find video of their jive, I'll post it later.
Photo credits: TV Squad.com and Reality TV Magazine.com














